My Hands!

On the way home from Grant and Miles' school two days ago, I saw that Miles had dropped his rattle.

Heather - "Grant, will you get Miles his rattle for him."

He does.

Grant (yelling)- "Oh gross, I have urine on my hands...yuck!!!!"

Heather (laughing) - "What? How did you get urine on your hands?"

Grant (in his most exasperated voice) - "Because Mommmmmy, that is what comes our of your mouth and p.e.n.i.s!"

Heather (laughing)...(laughing).. - "No sweetie, that is saliva that comes out of your mouth. Urine is peepee!"